die young stay pretty - wanted to remember this...

"I don't pronounce my Rs. I call milkshakes frappes, sprinkles jimmies, liquor stores packies, garbage cans barrels, and water fountains bubblahs. I yell YANKEES SUCK when the Saux play Tampa Bay. I don't have an attitude. To me, anywhere west of Rte. 128 is the Boonies, Philadelphia is the "deep south" and Fenway Park is a little piece of Heaven here on earth. The best thing on a summer night is Fenway Franks off the grill. I never use my blinker when I drive cause it shows weakness. I ride on the T, not the subway, and I love to ride it. I know better than to swim in the Charles River, but I love thaaaaat Dirrrrty Watah. I'm a Bostonian and I'm wicked proud of it. "